Happy Birthday Ya Auld Goat

Happy Birthday Card
 
Poem Inside:
 
Happy Birthday Ya Auld Goat, let’s party n’ get maukit,
Wi dancin’ and singin’, goin aff like a rocket!

Yer nae spring chicken, but ye’ve goat yer ain teeth,
And yer faculties are aw there, which is a bit of a relief!

So put oan yer glad rags and we’ll heid doon the toon,
For a few wee Proseccos and get wired tae the moon.

It’s a day for a celebration so just huv a braw time,
Cos when ye reach the next milestone, ye’ll be well past yer prime!