Happy Birthday Ya Big Roaster
Happy Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Ya Roaster, let’s party n’ get maukit,
Wi dancin’ and singin’, goin aff like a rocket!
Yer nae spring chicken, but ye’ve goat yer ain teeth,
And yer faculties are aw there, which is a bit of a relief!
So put oan yer tin flute and we’ll heid doon the toon,
For a couple o’ drams and get wired tae the moon.
It’s a day for a celebration so just huv a braw time,
Cos when ye reach the next milestone, ye’ll be well past yer prime!