Happy Valentine's Day Ya Big Stud

Valentine's Day Card (Male)
 
Poem Inside:
 
Happy Valentine’s Day ya Big Stud, I jist wanted tae say,
That I fancy ye pure rotten each n’ every day.
 
When I see yer braw features ma legs turn tae jelly,
I get goosebumps aw o’er n’ a mad, fluttery belly.
 
So dinnae get feart if I start talkin’ mucky,
Jist take aff yer claes cos yer aboot tae get lucky!