Happy Valentine's Day Ya Wee Cracker

Valentine's Day Card (Female)
 
Poem Inside:
 
Happy Valentine’s Day ya Wee Cracker, I jist wanted tae say,
That I fancy ye pure rotten each n’ every day.
 
When I see yer gorgeous face ma legs turn tae jelly,
I get goosebumps aw o’er n’ a mad, fluttery belly.
 
So dinnae get feart if I start talkin’ mucky,
Jist take aff yer claes cos yer aboot tae get lucky!