Happy Valentine's Day Ya Wee Cracker

Happy Valentine's Day Ya Wee Cracker

Valentine's Day Card (Female)

 

Poem Inside:

 

Happy Valentine’s Day ya Wee Cracker, I jist wanted tae say,

That I fancy ye pure rotten each n’ every day.

 

When I see yer gorgeous face ma legs turn tae jelly,

I get goosebumps aw o’er n’ a mad, fluttery belly.

 

So dinnae get feart if I start talkin’ mucky,

Jist take aff yer claes cos yer aboot tae get lucky! 

 

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