Hauf A Hunner - A Collection Of 50 Scottish Poems

A Collection Of 50 Scottish Poems
1. Grumpy Auld Man
2. My Latest Midlife Crisis
3. Mirror, Mirror
4. Oan Purpose
5. Bad Day
6. Itchy Bum
7. Yogi (Laid) Bare
8. Lockdoon Haircut
9. Fir The Love O’Trees
10. Ode Tae Greggs
11. (Not So) Silent Assassin
12. Hamemade Soup
13. Road Rage
14. The Auld Sweetie Shoap
15. Ode Tae Ma Beard
16. Roadmap Tae Naewhere
17. 70’s Wean
18. Peace N’Quiet
19. The Swing Park
20. Yer First Joab
21. Wild Campin’
22. A Nice Wee Bath
23. Hayfever Season
24. Ice Cream
25. Ironing Pile
26. Coont Yer Blessings
27. Annoyin’ Parent
28. Cargo Shorts
29. Whit Day Is It?
30. Sit Wi’ Me
31. Is It Too Much Tae Ask?
32. Wild Swimmin’ 
33. The Isle O’Arran
34. Fir Whit It’s Worth
35. Don’t Suffer In Silence
36. Munro Baggin’
37. Sunday Lie In
38. Nae Trick Or Treatin’
39. Jist Dae It
40. Festival Life
41. Modern Parentin’
42. The Game O’Love
43. A Life Less Ordinary
44. The Hoose Wi’ The Lights Oot
45. The Coffee Machine
46. Ma Lucky Star
47. The Boozer
48. Postcard Tae Heaven
49. The Phoenix
50. Tae Be A Dug