Merry Christmas Ya Big Scrooge

Merry Christmas Ya Big Scrooge

Christmas Card

 

Poem Inside:

 

Merry Christmas tae ye, ya greetin faced Scrooge,

Yer festive spirit’s non existent, yer bah humbug mood’s huge!

 

Always last wae yer tree up and nae baubles or tinsel,

The only lights in yer hoose wur put up by the cooncil.

 

But it’s the season o’ goodwill, so huv a smashin auld time,

Eat, drink and be merry, huvin fun’s no a crime,

 

So paint oan a smile and loosen yer breeks, 

Cos Santa’s no due back here fur anither 52 weeks! 

 

 

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