Ye’ve Hud A Wean (Boy)
New Baby Card (Boy)
Congratulations on the birth of yer gallus wee lad,
He’s a stoatir and fur that yer aw thankful and glad.
And noo he’s arrived yer mair than just happy,
To be feeding at aw hoors and knee-deep in nappies.
Yer cute little son is a pure joy tae behold,
The best wean in the world if the truth’s tae be told.
So enjoy this special time, wi’ great memories tae keep,
Cos fae this moment oan, ye’ll have nae chance of sleep!